The door was already like that

You heard a noise. I heard my new address.

I did not break in. The door and I reached an understanding.

Cat Intruder standing in the doorway
Exhibit 01 / the entranceNo visible damage / no invitation
Room 02 / occupied

I am staying for one episode.

I found the remote before you found the courage to ask who I am.

Cat Intruder settled on the sofa
Exhibit 02 / current residenceDeparture not discussed
Original portrait of Cat Intruder
Resident profile

No invitation required.

Entry

Quiet enough to become your problem later.

Current room

The one with the better lamp.

Departure

Not discussed.

I kept the spare.

Please lock the door after me.